Blonde Joke......!Sorry to all blondes this isnt ment to offend, if it does pls change to brunette, redhead,?
Question: A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to
Her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she
Exclaimed:
I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my
Mother .
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). Anything? he asked.
Yes,
yes, anything the blonde promised. Well then, just follow me , said
The
man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was
Told and
followed the man. Come in and close the door the man said. She did.
He
then said Now get on your knees. She did. Now take down my
Zipper . She
did. Now go ahead ... Take it out.... he said. She reached in and
Grabbed
it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered
Well............ Go ahead . The blonde slowly brought her mouth
Closer to
it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively
Said...........
Hello. Mom,-- can you hear me?
Answers: very good my wifes blonde and laughed lots
crap
LMAO I'm sure all the blondes out there won't mind, I loved it!
I am blonde and I am not offended by blonde jokes. This was a good one. lol...
i have said many a things when been on my knees both havin been a blonde now a brunette but still have not seen something 2 make me say WOW!!!!!!!
lol that's funny ^_^
Ha Ha Ha!!Im blonde and still found it funny!!
Probably coz i would have done the same thing!!!! x
lol, that's a cheeky one!
lmao!!
Haha, wouldnt work with us redheads cos we're highly intelligent naturally LOL
ha HA ha LOL
That was a good one
Veeeeery funny. But i know if it was me i'd be looking for a place to stick my quarter while i was down there.
that's cute
Didnt expect that coming.
Funny one.
Gave me a chuckle. Keep it up.
God Bless ^_^
stupid and hoe long did it take you to write this ****?
Crap but also quite funny. Thanks x
OMG, lol, lmfao, rotflmfao
Ha ha ha very funny.
bad one
OMG!!! That was hilarious!!! 10+++++++
actually, this one is very funny.
AMazing man!U got talent!
this is a very funny joke, lol
Jeez, that waz so funny!
Her
mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she
Exclaimed:
I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my
Mother .
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). Anything? he asked.
Yes,
yes, anything the blonde promised. Well then, just follow me , said
The
man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was
Told and
followed the man. Come in and close the door the man said. She did.
He
then said Now get on your knees. She did. Now take down my
Zipper . She
did. Now go ahead ... Take it out.... he said. She reached in and
Grabbed
it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered
Well............ Go ahead . The blonde slowly brought her mouth
Closer to
it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively
Said...........
Hello. Mom,-- can you hear me?
Answers: very good my wifes blonde and laughed lots
crap
LMAO I'm sure all the blondes out there won't mind, I loved it!
I am blonde and I am not offended by blonde jokes. This was a good one. lol...
i have said many a things when been on my knees both havin been a blonde now a brunette but still have not seen something 2 make me say WOW!!!!!!!
lol that's funny ^_^
Ha Ha Ha!!Im blonde and still found it funny!!
Probably coz i would have done the same thing!!!! x
lol, that's a cheeky one!
lmao!!
Haha, wouldnt work with us redheads cos we're highly intelligent naturally LOL
ha HA ha LOL
That was a good one
Veeeeery funny. But i know if it was me i'd be looking for a place to stick my quarter while i was down there.
that's cute
Didnt expect that coming.
Funny one.
Gave me a chuckle. Keep it up.
God Bless ^_^
stupid and hoe long did it take you to write this ****?
Crap but also quite funny. Thanks x
OMG, lol, lmfao, rotflmfao
Ha ha ha very funny.
bad one
OMG!!! That was hilarious!!! 10+++++++
actually, this one is very funny.
AMazing man!U got talent!
this is a very funny joke, lol
Jeez, that waz so funny!
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