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A bear and a rabbit were arguing...?


Question: ...in the forest one day when they stumbled upon a magic lamp...they rubbed it and sure enough, a genie appeared, who agreed to grant them each 3 wishes.
For his first wish, the bear asked to be the most handsome bear in the entire forest so that all the female bears would find him most attractive...
the rabbit wished for a motorbike...
the bear then wished to be the strongest bear in all the forest so he could impress the females...
the rabbit wished for a crash helmet....
for his final wish, the bear asked to immortal, so he could enjoy the ladies forever...
the rabbit climbed onto his motorbike, put on his crash helmet and said, i wish that mr. bear was gay!!...
Answers: boo who so funny!!!
he got a vibrating rabbit dildo for his bot bot?
Er.... yes.

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What was the question again?
haha.nice but....does the rabbit know how to ride a bike in the first place? the legs and arms long enough to reach...anywhere??.....
I didn't see a question there, but that's very funny.
Very cute but I think I heard that one before.
mean old rabbit!
Ha Ha Ha!!!
Very Good, thanx for the laugh!
ha Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was funny if not rude.
Did you ever consider that a rabbit's skeletol structure can't let it sit on a motor bike normally. There for i would go with a winter scene, a sled, and gloves and mittens.
Lmfao!
well ya got 3 to laugh and me makes 4. whats up wi the others...
wooow ur to funny u got the joke book out!!!


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