Hi.... 7 inches. Old one, yes.?
Question: A Newfoundlander enters his favorite ritzy restaurant in Toronto and while sitting at his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.
After reading the note, the Newfoundlander sends one of his own back to her and it read: Just so you know - BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL are in my garage; plus I have over 10 million dollars in the bank. But -- not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the bottle back.
Answers: heard this one before
gud one
ha ha thats cute
Second time.
lol
hey!fantastic.if you don't mind,can you send me like these jokes.
good one
hmm i've never heard it before lol thanks! check ya later ♥
Ooouu! LOL. Yes, indeedy, a good joke. LOL.
He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man. The note read: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.
After reading the note, the Newfoundlander sends one of his own back to her and it read: Just so you know - BMW 850iL, and a Mercedes 560SEL are in my garage; plus I have over 10 million dollars in the bank. But -- not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off two inches. Just send the bottle back.
Answers: heard this one before
gud one
ha ha thats cute
Second time.
lol
hey!fantastic.if you don't mind,can you send me like these jokes.
good one
hmm i've never heard it before lol thanks! check ya later ♥
Ooouu! LOL. Yes, indeedy, a good joke. LOL.
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