Can you solve this political riddle? 10 pts to correct answer!?
Question: One day, at the top of Mount Oplympus, Zues, Saturn, Aries, a smart Republican and a dumb Republican sat around, eating lunch. With only a single slice of ham left, the lights go out and there is a stuggle in the dark for the last piece of ham. Eventually, the lights come back on and the piece of ham is missing.
Question: Who took the piece of ham?
You must give your reason for the answer you give
Answers: the stupid republican, because only he would take food from the gods and think he could get away with it
The smart Republican, because the other four don't exist.
the dumb R.cause he thought he could still get the ham over all the gods.like he said
I agree withy Spoofy P.
my thoughts exactly
the dumb republican, because the others don't exist
The dumb Republican, because the others don't exist & only a dumb@$$ would struggle with himself.
To quote Spoofy, The smart Republican, because the other three don't exist. There are four others. I vote for the dumb republican, same reason but better math.
Edit: I would like to note that Spoofy editted his answer to incorporate my math. The statement in my quotes was cut and pasted prior to this change.
zeus took it
it fell off the mountain
This is just a guess because i heard something like it before the dumb republican because there is no such thing as the others or the smart republican because there is no such thing as the others.
Question: Who took the piece of ham?
You must give your reason for the answer you give
Answers: the stupid republican, because only he would take food from the gods and think he could get away with it
The smart Republican, because the other four don't exist.
the dumb R.cause he thought he could still get the ham over all the gods.like he said
I agree withy Spoofy P.
my thoughts exactly
the dumb republican, because the others don't exist
The dumb Republican, because the others don't exist & only a dumb@$$ would struggle with himself.
To quote Spoofy, The smart Republican, because the other three don't exist. There are four others. I vote for the dumb republican, same reason but better math.
Edit: I would like to note that Spoofy editted his answer to incorporate my math. The statement in my quotes was cut and pasted prior to this change.
zeus took it
it fell off the mountain
This is just a guess because i heard something like it before the dumb republican because there is no such thing as the others or the smart republican because there is no such thing as the others.
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