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Answers: why did the chickin cross the road
it so a Clasic
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken. and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope delcined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
By Ron Milos
To men are in a bar. One is very very drunk and it is obviuse. He turns to the man he is with and screams I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER everyone in the bar turns and looks to see whats happaning. I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER he yells again. The man that is being yelled at stands up, grabs the guys arm and says Go home dad...your drunk
One day, Jesus was walking through a town when he saw that the town was about to stone a sinner. he immediatly pushed through the crowd and said, let the person who was no sins cast the first stone. A woman burst out of the crowd screamed, you bloddy ****! through a stone and killed the girl.
Jesus said, Maaaa.
why did the chicken cross the road?
Answers: why did the chickin cross the road
it so a Clasic
During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from give us this day our daily bread to give us this day our daily chicken. and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope delcined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!
By Ron Milos
To men are in a bar. One is very very drunk and it is obviuse. He turns to the man he is with and screams I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER everyone in the bar turns and looks to see whats happaning. I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER he yells again. The man that is being yelled at stands up, grabs the guys arm and says Go home dad...your drunk
One day, Jesus was walking through a town when he saw that the town was about to stone a sinner. he immediatly pushed through the crowd and said, let the person who was no sins cast the first stone. A woman burst out of the crowd screamed, you bloddy ****! through a stone and killed the girl.
Jesus said, Maaaa.
why did the chicken cross the road?
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