What should be today's Joke of the day?
Question: Post some hilarious jokes here
Answers: 4 High School friends meet at their High School Reunion. The fourth Highschool dude goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons...
Highschool Dude 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!
Highschool Dude 2: Really? My son has made me proud too. He has become so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's.
Highschool Dude 3: Even my son got rich. He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto and he bought his friend a private yacht and plane.
>>The fourth Highschool Dude comes back from the bathroom and overhears them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.
Highschool Dude 4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping joint for a living.
Highschool Dude 1: What a shame.
Highschool Dude 4: No, not really. He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yacht, and owns 2 Hummer H2's which were all given to him by 3 of his Ex-boyfriends
A man is out drinking at his neighborhood pub and realizes he needs to leave before his wife finds out.
He gets up off the barstool and BOOM, falls to the floor. He tries to pull himself up but falls down again.
He thinks to himself, if I can just crawl over to the door and get some fresh air, I can gather myself and walk home.
He crawls over to the door, tries to pull himself up and take a step and BOOM, falls to the floor again.
He thinks to himself, wow, I must be drunker then I thought! But he knows that he can't call the wife because he would just be in trouble.
He proceeds to crawl all the way home, crawl up the stairs, and pull himself quietly into the bed. He thinks to himself, cool, I didn't get caught.
The next morning, he wakes and sees his wife glaring at him. She says, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE OUT DRINKING AGAIN!!
He asks how she knows??
She says, the Bartender called, you left your wheelchair there again!
A little boy wrote to santa.....
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, Please send me a sister.
Santa Clause wrote him back, Ok, send me your mother.
Answers: 4 High School friends meet at their High School Reunion. The fourth Highschool dude goes to bathroom and the others start to talk about their sons...
Highschool Dude 1: You know my son? I'm so proud of him 'cause he was so successful. He became so rich that he gave one of his best friends a 2-million dollar Mansion for free!
Highschool Dude 2: Really? My son has made me proud too. He has become so rich from acting and gave his closest friend 2 free Hummer H2's.
Highschool Dude 3: Even my son got rich. He won the 8 million-dollar Lotto and he bought his friend a private yacht and plane.
>>The fourth Highschool Dude comes back from the bathroom and overhears them talking about their sons. So he began to tell them about his son.
Highschool Dude 4: Yeah, well, my son hasn't been as successful like your sons have. He's gay and works at a gay stripping joint for a living.
Highschool Dude 1: What a shame.
Highschool Dude 4: No, not really. He lives in a 2-million dollar mansion, owns his own jet and yacht, and owns 2 Hummer H2's which were all given to him by 3 of his Ex-boyfriends
A man is out drinking at his neighborhood pub and realizes he needs to leave before his wife finds out.
He gets up off the barstool and BOOM, falls to the floor. He tries to pull himself up but falls down again.
He thinks to himself, if I can just crawl over to the door and get some fresh air, I can gather myself and walk home.
He crawls over to the door, tries to pull himself up and take a step and BOOM, falls to the floor again.
He thinks to himself, wow, I must be drunker then I thought! But he knows that he can't call the wife because he would just be in trouble.
He proceeds to crawl all the way home, crawl up the stairs, and pull himself quietly into the bed. He thinks to himself, cool, I didn't get caught.
The next morning, he wakes and sees his wife glaring at him. She says, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE OUT DRINKING AGAIN!!
He asks how she knows??
She says, the Bartender called, you left your wheelchair there again!
A little boy wrote to santa.....
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, Please send me a sister.
Santa Clause wrote him back, Ok, send me your mother.
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