More Elephant jokes?
Question: Q: Why do elephants wear sandals?
A: So that they don't sink in the sand.
Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.
Q. What is the difference between an elephant and a blueberries?
A. They're both blue, except for the elephant.
Q: Why are elephants feet shaped the way they are?
A: To fit on lily pads.
Q: What is that stuff between elephants toes?
A: Slow natives.
Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.
Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
A: No? Well, it must work.
Answers: Yup!! Your an elephant expert all right!! hahahahaha!! Slow natives!! hahahaha!!
Lol luv 'em!!!
lol - thanks very much
Very smile worthy!
lol
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the one with the natives was good. the rest need printing off, then shredding, then throw it all onto a fire. When the ash is cooled off, dissolve it into water.
humorous!
two elephants from the midlands in a graveyard.one says to the other,(cos their taking elephants) have you come here to die? no ,says the other one one ,i came here yesterdie. boom boom
very good
Those are great. Thanks.
why do animals stay under trees on thursday?
the elephants go skydiving thursdays.
Why are crocodiles flat?
They said screw the elephants and went out on thursday
PALMAO!
How do you get an Elephant into an Oak tree?
Sit it on an acorn and wait!!
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A:So he could hide in the cherry tree.
lol......love ti..
YOU ARE AWESOME! I love your jokes! :D
All very good but I really like the blueberry one.
cute!
lol. 10/10.
thanks for the giggle and for posting.
Ha ha I'm gonna look closer in my custard next time I have it! lol!!
:-)))
Great ones
no pleasing some people though!
better >>>>>>>>>>>star
pmsl hun, very funny
have a star
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
A: So that they don't sink in the sand.
Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground?
A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.
Q. What is the difference between an elephant and a blueberries?
A. They're both blue, except for the elephant.
Q: Why are elephants feet shaped the way they are?
A: To fit on lily pads.
Q: What is that stuff between elephants toes?
A: Slow natives.
Q: Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A: So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.
Q: Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
A: No? Well, it must work.
Answers: Yup!! Your an elephant expert all right!! hahahahaha!! Slow natives!! hahahaha!!
Lol luv 'em!!!
lol - thanks very much
Very smile worthy!
lol
these jokes suck.
YOU NEED HELP.
TRY O800 PHSCO HELP
the one with the natives was good. the rest need printing off, then shredding, then throw it all onto a fire. When the ash is cooled off, dissolve it into water.
humorous!
two elephants from the midlands in a graveyard.one says to the other,(cos their taking elephants) have you come here to die? no ,says the other one one ,i came here yesterdie. boom boom
very good
Those are great. Thanks.
why do animals stay under trees on thursday?
the elephants go skydiving thursdays.
Why are crocodiles flat?
They said screw the elephants and went out on thursday
PALMAO!
How do you get an Elephant into an Oak tree?
Sit it on an acorn and wait!!
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A:So he could hide in the cherry tree.
lol......love ti..
YOU ARE AWESOME! I love your jokes! :D
All very good but I really like the blueberry one.
cute!
lol. 10/10.
thanks for the giggle and for posting.
Ha ha I'm gonna look closer in my custard next time I have it! lol!!
:-)))
Great ones
no pleasing some people though!
better >>>>>>>>>>>star
pmsl hun, very funny
have a star
xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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